You guys! I just realized that there is a SPRUDELWASSER DISPENSER at my school! It dispenses bubble water for free, like a fancy, German water fountain! The button on the right says "SPRUDEL" and the button on the left says "STILL". Can you tell how excited I am about this?! For six weeks I've walked by this machine and never read or noticed what the buttons said. I just thought it dispensed water, normal water, like water water. But how could I be so ignorant! This is Germany! Naturally there should also be sparkling water available to all! Sicher!
Ok, that's all I wanted to tell you. Carry on with your lives and I will be here, by the Sprudelwasser fountain if you need me.